"You could tell Michael had smoked before. He grabbed the bong and a lighter and knew exactly what to do. He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming in the pool. He was the gold medal winner of bong hits."
I mean, I hope Mikey's not sore about that quote--homeboy was just trying to pay him a compliment.
Also on The View yesterday, Elizabeth Hasselbeck made the obvious connection that if MP's smokin' the ganj he's probably, definitely taking steroids--I mean, yeah, everyone knows weed's the ultimate gateway drug for juicin' up. What a dumb bitch.
