BEST HOLIDAY TO CELEBRATE IN NY HANDS DOWN
(Night One: Friday, October 30)

My costume...boring. Moving right along!
TALK ABOUT A WORK OF STAGGERING GENIUS. I MEAN...




























Then this happened:












No shoes, no problem.




I got lazy with the captions, maybe I'll add some later. I don't know. Do people even care about the written word anymore--I mean, reading like actual words takes like effort and stuff, right?
Night Two: Coming Soon