Thursday, April 24, 2008

UGLY GIRLS NEED NOT APPLY

"A Catholic school principal has defended his students as outstanding, despite revelations an exclusive club to which "ugly girls need not apply" is operating on campus.

Year 11 girls from the co-educational St Patrick's College in the central Queensland city of Mackay are ranked according to looks, weight and their popularity with boys.

Members of the elite club, dubbed "Club 21" or "Big 21", parade their ranking from one to 21 on their wrists.

The skinnier and prettier the girl, the higher her rank.

One respondent to an internet forum on the issue said: "Ugly girls need not apply."

Another wrote: "They are a group of year 11 girls at St Pats who think they are top but really pathetic sociopathic sluts."

THIS is...

Incredible, wonderful, marvelous, spectacular, remarkable, phenomenal, prodigious, breathtaking, extraordinary, unbelievable, amazing, stunning, astounding, astonishing, awe-inspiring, staggering, formidable, impressive, supreme, great, awesome, superhuman, fantastic, terrific, tremendous, stupendous, mind-boggling, mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, out of this world and/or far-out?

Or none of the above.

Whatever. You know you love it.











"I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular."
-- Gretchen Weiners