My name is Peggy Olson

TRULY MADLY MANLY

I love you, Claire Fisher

SENIOR PONZOLOGIST

The Man Everyone Wanted to Shove in the Chest
(but only one man actually got to).

It's complicated. Most people don't understand. Let me put this in layman's terms: those handjobs don't actually exist.
What they're buying is the promise of a handjob, which Madoff then bundled and securitized.
He was basically selling handjob derivatives.

I really don't understand finance.

What??? Because he's a CITY KID... Who can't see.

GENE PARMESAN!!!

Dr. Fünke's 100 Percent Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution

Their model was simple: We Keep You Alive

Analrapy:

INTERVENTION the Comic--first issue: Allison

*look at the full size version (click DUH)

ATTN "INTERVENTION" ADDICTS

Coming Soon to J Marx the Spot: Your Exclusive Sneak Peek!


*click to enlarge

From the forthcoming "Alyson" series.

When you walk through the garden...

These are a few of my FAVORITE THINGS

"Is he like, on Gossip Girl or something?"
--Our Lord & Savior...um, I mean, the President of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama!

Dream Team

Stringer Bell, Michael Scott

Notable Quotes--Inspiration

"A client like me to an architect is not a very exciting thing because they don't get to use their vision. They essentially become a draftsman putting my ideas on paper." --Simon (says)



Keep it up RHNY, you're doing GREAT.

Oh and please do yourself the biggest favor of your life and check the episode recaps by word-wizard, linguistic-phenom, Richard Lawson (Gawker/Defamer).

That's all folks. Lazy day. Lazy day...

ALL ABOUT DOROTA

Congrats on the new V CAST series!



It's called "Chasing Dorota" and in the commercial it is implied that she has a love interest (with the doorman or something, nice one). Of course there were no videos to be found either.
I've never seen a V CAST. The Verizon site didn't have any info because they're mean about restricting everything to subscribers only. And I'm not one.


I think the answer is actually N/A.

Then I stumbled upon something fantastic:


That looked like this:

Match Point!
Game, set and match.
Match dot com much?
Wow, did you see how I just did that?
Like off the top of my head, just like that. What can I say, it's a gift.


One of many.





ONLY ONE MORE WEEK TO GO...Let's watch it on the projector.

Yes, I post a lot of stuff about GG because I FUCKING LOVE IT. XOXO BITCHES

Jon Stewart To World: THIS WEEK TWITTER!!!

For the uninitiated, here's how Twitter works. (Pause)
I have no fucking idea. I have no idea why it works. Or why it is.

The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c

Twitter Frenzy

Daily Show Full Episodes
Important Things With Demetri Martin

Political Humor
Joke of the Day

Stewart: Why has Twitter suddenly become such a big deal amongst legislators and the media elite?
Samantha Bee: Uh, because it's AWESOME.

So now this is happening:



valleywag piece is here

Obviously, the sale of Twitter to Facebook didn't happen, I'm not entirely sure why--that no mutual agreement could be reached is my presumption. But from what I've been hearing everywhere really are a lot of complaints about FB (the Privacy/Terms baloney, the fact that everyone's parents have joined, the endless barrage of unnecessary Applications and so on and so forth). Twitter is neither necessary nor profitable, but it's everywhere. Check out Gawker's Twitterati.



Perhaps Facebook is to take the place of MySpace, and Twitter that of Facebook? I don't even know where that leaves Friendster (my favorite).

And here's Mark. FOLLOWING suit.


(and all for just 140 characters!)