Wow, not great.

GET OUTTA MY HEAD

Why do I feel so judged by a website's 'suggestions?' No really, the above makes me question who the fuck I am and what I have become...like as a human being. On this earth. Whoa. Heavy vibes, man.

Dear MySpace,

Oh wait--MySpace?! Silly me! I meant Dear Facebook. Not like the latter hasn't totally become the former or anything.

Anyway--Facebook.  Did you know that your little profile generator-thingy keeps alerting me to the profile (that I made)...of my cat!?!?

(SO FUNNY I FORGOT TO LAUGH)

Scent and a sound. I'm lost and I'm found.

I'M ON THE HUNT AND AFTER YOU
(via Dlisted)

Bethenney!

SAY IT AIN'T SO.


Which unnaturally thin celebrity chef credits her bony frame to good eating habits, but really is addicted to laxatives?

If my daddy wants to please me/ He's only got to cheese me

GlASSES GLASSES party for the new issue: Cheese & Crackers

(I was responsible for 'Party Photos')


The Yashica T4 should issue a cautionary statement to its owners.
Warning: you are dangerously close to becoming one of those people.


DJ's güten Morgan & La Moustache moonlight as des bloggeurs.


LATFH


LATFH




Editor-in-Charge-of-Everything EXTRAORDINAIRE






La Moustache--le pouvre--il a perdu son chemise :(




I MEAN...Look at this f*cking hipster


PATTY MELT...I love, I lurve...leave SF and move back home!




DUNZO


BON ANNIVERSAIRE A EMILY
(Elle est de Seattle, aussi, et depuis qu'on a presque dix ans, on jouait au foot ensemble--mais contre d'autre car des équipes opposées.
Thx for the homemade Chipwiches, they were only the most scrumscious delicacy that I've ever tasted.








Awesome backyard (huge and very nicely landscaped). Twas the setting for the celebration in question.








"Capturing" #1
*Pls note: Tom is like a real photographer...as opposed to say, the fauxtographer.


"Capturing" #2


"DICK CHICKEN is the new NECK FACE...maybe."




YES WE CAN has most awesome murals?


GLASSES GLASSES weekly meeting slash weekly dinner party/BBQ/kick-it. On top of the Office Ops building (in Bushwick)...anyone else besides Liz remember the roller skating parties and all the other epic adventures that went down in that place?




I THINK I CAN... I THINK I CAN... I THINK I CAN... I KNOW I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER

Dear Internetz, Really??

WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE?

*click pic for p6 story

Oh. Sorry.

Notable Quotes--Inspiration

"A client like me to an architect is not a very exciting thing because they don't get to use their vision. They essentially become a draftsman putting my ideas on paper." --Simon (says)



Keep it up RHNY, you're doing GREAT.

Oh and please do yourself the biggest favor of your life and check the episode recaps by word-wizard, linguistic-phenom, Richard Lawson (Gawker/Defamer).

That's all folks. Lazy day. Lazy day...

Just Like Us!

ALL ABOUT DOROTA

Congrats on the new V CAST series!



It's called "Chasing Dorota" and in the commercial it is implied that she has a love interest (with the doorman or something, nice one). Of course there were no videos to be found either.
I've never seen a V CAST. The Verizon site didn't have any info because they're mean about restricting everything to subscribers only. And I'm not one.


I think the answer is actually N/A.

Then I stumbled upon something fantastic:


That looked like this:

Match Point!
Game, set and match.
Match dot com much?
Wow, did you see how I just did that?
Like off the top of my head, just like that. What can I say, it's a gift.


One of many.





ONLY ONE MORE WEEK TO GO...Let's watch it on the projector.

Yes, I post a lot of stuff about GG because I FUCKING LOVE IT. XOXO BITCHES