Dearest Brooke,

I WILL SMASH YOUR FACE INTO A JELLY

coming attractions

yeah so i know you're constantly checking for new posts. like, your first stop on the wild ride of the www is jmarx the spot (yeah, you come here even before facebook, gawker, etc)...

well needless to say, i've caused many a letdown and possibly a few breakdowns due to my laziness/busyness/unreliable internet connection (i'm guessing it's that of a neighbor--who's gone without password protection for just about two years. score for me like, ninety percent of the time until it randomly cuts out. no such thing as a free lunch).

however, i am very excited to announce increased activity on this site, with several amazing entries already in the works:


a mind-expanding journey with my soul sister, kate the wizard


an extra-special q & a with mike...specifically focused on why (in his opinion) "gossip girl" is the greatest show since "laguna beach"

...and more!

asap

Previously on LOST II

MOVE THE ISLAND...HMMM.

But that wasn't the biggest shocker..

That would be "Christian" aka Jack AND Claire's father!...in the Cabin!!...speaking on behalf of Jacob!!!

WTF, WTF, WTF

Still, it wasn't like, TOTALLY amazing, yet...

I know I said this last week, but Next Week (and I should hope the week after that) will be MAGNIFICENTLY STUPENDOUS.

***Oh yeah, "Spoiler Alert," or whatever. Sorry.***

My Boyfriend's Back

He's Gonna Save my Reputation...

(out after just 29 days of a 14 week sentence)

Hey La! Hey La! My Boyfriend's Back!

Previously on LOST

i was kinda disappointed in last night's episode.
the week before last was so awesome!
don't wanna give away any key deets for all y'alls who tvo'd/dvr'd and are yet to watch.
but where the f was ben???
and wtf was up with that flash-forward???