1. there's no denying that i am frequently m.i.a. (that's missing in action, for all you smartest guys in the room). not that i necessarily take pride in my tendency to disappear, but this is an effort to keep my wellness status and whereabouts more accurately documented.
2. but when i do go out, make my appearances and whatnot--ask anyone--i'm a pretty mf-ing good time. and i play 'house photographer' whilst entertaining the masses. this is called multitasking.
3. boredom. i'll show you mine if you show me yours.
4. jealousy/competition--i'll admit it, i get annoyed browsing other peoples' pages all day. i want one too! if you haven't noticed, it's kind of all about me. "selfishness, self-centeredness..." (that one's a little inside).
5. duh, i'm a writer. procrastination is the name of the game.
6. supply and demand. so ready, get set, go... j marx the spot
this is what i look like when on the computer (thanks photo booth).
i'm not cracked out...it's called the "creative process."
